don’t do drugs.  do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.

(Source: inbox, via nicoosuxx)

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

(via shanicebuttonzz)

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

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