so this girl was walking into her apartment as I was taking her order over the phone and she asked me to hold on while she asked her boyfriend what he wanted to eat and so I hear her open his door to ask and the last thing I hear is “WHAT THE FUCK JESSICA GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOYFRIEND” so idk who Jessica is but she just got busted big time
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.
This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone
dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other